The whole world’s Tweeting except me

So Thrall and Cairne both have Twitter accounts. Lor’themar has a Twitter account and a blog. How did I not notice this? I guess I haven’t been Googling enough.

Actually, practically everyone is on Twitter now. Jaina Proudmoore, Lady Vashj, Varian Wrynn, Tirion Fordring, Malfurion Stormrage, Illidan Stormrage…even Deathwing has a Twitter account.

…and there are at least two tweeting Sylvanas Windrunners. Neither of them are me though, and I don’t plan on becoming one of them. I am not going to sign up for a Twitter account. Scratch that; I got myself a Twitter account out of sheer boredom…and well, since Thrall was orc enough to give blogging a try, I thought I could be banshee enough to give a Tweeting a try. You can visit my Twitter account here.

9 Responses to “The whole world’s Tweeting except me”

  1. That’s too bad. Seems both of those “Sylvanas Windrunners” have fallen off the side of Outland. I know Thrall and I have tried to contact them, to no avail. He’d love to chat with you, since the others were impostors I suppose. I never talked with them to know if they were the REAL Sylvanas or not.

    Rumor has it Thrall’s trying to introduce Saurfang to Twitter.

    As for there being multiples, there are actually two Deathwings, three Jainas, and two Wrynns. *TWO WRYNNS!* Granted, one stepped down in favor of the other, but that was still more Wrynn than any netherweb should have inflicted upon it. His kid’s there too.

    Despite all the people who have tried Twitter, usually the only ones who have taken to it are Thrall, Medivh (and Moroes), Archimonde, C’thun, and Yogg-Saron. Queen Azshara’s piped up recently, though she posts in small bursts.

    …and Arthas is there.

    • As much as I enjoy observing your Twitter pages, Twitter really doesn’t appeal to me as much as blogging does. And I doubt I’d have the time to manage both my blog and a Twitter account at the same time. How do you do it, Lor’themar?

      Saurfang on Twitter? That should be interesting. Say, why don’t you get Halduron to go online as well? I’m sure he has a lot on his mind and needs to vent too.

      As for the two Wrynns…didn’t Wrynn split into two and then get merged back into one, or something crazy like that? Maybe he got both of the accounts while he was split, then focused on one after he got himself back together again.

      Ugh, Arthas. Even his damned sword has a Twitter account.

      • Actually, you may have noticed that I spend more time on Twitter than I do on my blog. You know how it goes: the city can’t run itself. Much easier to do a burst of small posts than it is to write out long reports of Rommath getting his panties in a knot again.

        One Varian Wrynn is one too many, if you ask me. Hopefully his absence has left his kid untouched.

        I’d love to get Halduron to post someday, but he’s more a man of action than words. Still curious what may happen if Saurfang figures it out. We shall see.

  2. Tis a damn shame, Syl. We’d love to have you around. I don’t tend to have thoughts long enough to sustain a blog these days. Every time I have half a second to ruminate on something, something catches fire or Garrosh punches somebody and I’m on the go again. I’ve considered starting one but I don’t want to get two posts in and abandon it.

    • Why hello, Thrall! Nice to see you in my little corner of the web. Your words move me, but I’m afraid my decision to not join the Twitter bandwagon still stands. I’ll still be reading your Twitter pages from time to time and you can still visit me here whenever you like, though.

      And I think all Garrosh needs is a good dose of sedative. I have a formula that works wonders on our more…temperamental Abominations. Keeps them calm and obedient without rendering them unconscious or mindless. Would you like me to send some vials over? You could mix it in his favorite drink and he’d never know he difference.

  3. Krenk Threefists Says:

    Dark Lady, as a member of the Warsong and a devoted follower of The Warcheif’s message of tolerance, do us all a favour, tell Garrosh that a sample of the Blight is actually a potion that will make him able to one-shot Wrynn and stand well back.

    Something good just might come out of the Wrathgate tradgedy.

    Also, Warchief, I have heard rumours that you’re looking at Gorgonna as a potential mate? Anything to say on this? While I’d be happy to see more Frostwolves running around, I think Lady Proudmoore will iceblock your totems so bad they’ll never spawn again.

    Phrased that as delicated as a Orc Warrior with 30 int could >.<

    • As much as I share your obvious dislike of Garrosh, I doubt that having him run around as a Scourged orc is a good idea. He’s lacking in the brains department as it is, so just imagine what could happen if he completely loses his mind.

      • Krenk Threefists Says:

        ………

        *bursts into laughter at the thought of Garrosh shuffling around muttering ‘Braaaaaaaaaaaaaains’*

        Ah, unfortunately true.

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